The hot mess everyone knows as Princess Lili is falling in love with one man and having wild monkey business with another。 Yeah, I mean me。 I’m the hot mess。
Don’t judge me。 Not yet。 There’s some back story。
First, I ran away from my royal duties。
I escaped to America, party hopping as the wild, red-haired lifestyle influencer Indigo Flame。 I peddle everything from blue eye shadow to flavored pickles to get by。
Don’t judge me!
Then, I met the kind, sensitive artist Jesse Adams while looking like the real me — princess me。 This is a problem。 Huge。 I can only see him in secret or the jig is up。
But then I discovered the Masked Man。 I met him at a vampire ball dressed as Indigo。 Within ten minutes, we were locking the door of the dressing room and things got hot。
I planned to lead a double life all along。 I have to if I want to be free of my royal shackles。
But now I have a triple life? Quadruple?
All I know is that Jesse opens my heart, and the Masked Man opens 。。。 everything else。
And if I don’t get my act together, I’m going to lose everything。
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Royal Escape is a hot, hot, hot romantic comedy about a princess pretending to be an influencer pretending to be a princess, a man who can’t keep his hands off her (as long as he’s wearing a mask), a meddling Pickle family who opens a castle in Colorado without realizing the pretend princess is a real princess, and a triple-double twist that everybody sees coming — except the donkeys。
Royal Escape is the final book in the Royally Pickled trilogy, but can totally be read as a standalone。 (Just don’t tell Lili’s sister, ‘cause she’ll be super mad if you skip her。)